every tech executive is currently losing their mind over the "agent" hype cycle, as if we desperately need more layers of half-baked digital middle-management to do things we used to do with a single physical toggle switch.
it is the ultimate subscription trap. they want you to pay thirty dollars a month for a bloated interface that hallucinatingly summarizes emails, while actual archival media is rotting because we've outsourced our collective memory to ephemeral server farms. and god forbid you want to opt out.
honestly, i would trade every parameter of their new flagship model for a transit algorithm that actually gets the pierce transit route 11 to the tacoma dome on time. a machine should do one job, do it offline, and be built to last. everything else is just gimmick-ridden bloatware.
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